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May 13th, 2008

Emmy’s Top Dramas

In broadcast network television, fame can be fleeting. Last year’s hot series can jump the shark before you know it, and few shows or stars truly pass the test of time.

That said, the Emmys can be pretty stingy when it’s time to throw around top honors. Over the past 10 years, only five series managed to claim the award for Best Drama.

Looking for trends?

Lawyers did pretty well for a while there. So did politicians. The mob had a nice run, too. Even some plane crash survivors enjoyed a different kind of moment in the sun.

Here’s the list, with our two cents on each of the winners:

2007: The Sopranos. There was some debate about whether the show had overstayed its welcome, but Tony and Co. faded to black in style.

2006: 24. A nod to a different kind of TV drama and the resiliency of the inestimable Jack Bauer.

2005: Lost. You either get it or you don’t. Either way, the show is unlike anything network TV has seen.

2004: The Sopranos. This was an overdue honor for one of TV’s finest hours.

2000-03: The West Wing. At its peak, this was one of TV’s top ensemble casts and best-written dramas — whether you cared for the politics or not.

1998-99: The Practice. Tales of the innerworkings of a Boston law firm eventually spawned the also critically-acclaimed Boston Legal.

Source: Emmys.org

May 13th, 2008

Defunct Roadside Attractions

The family vacation may not be quite the summertime staple it once was, but there’s still money to be made when mom and dad pack up the SUV and haul the kiddies off for fun in the sun.

Where there’s a dollar to be spent, there’s usually someone trying to figure out a way to get it. And when it comes to “unique” attractions, Florida seems to have been home to no shortage of offbeat themes.

A Wild West park with a porpoise show? A tribute to the SST? A fun stroll through tragic events in American history?

Here are just a few of the gone-but-not-quite-forgotten attractions that once graced roadsides in the Sunshine State:

Floridaland: Opened in 1964, this was more of a “themes” park. The somewhat confused attraction included a botanical garden, an Indian village, a train ride, a ghost town, and a few other things that didn’t really go together, including the aforementioned porpoise spectacular. By the early ’70s, it was a ghost town in the truer sense.

The Haunted Mansion: Now a training site for the Kissimmee fire department, the “mansion” was a walk-through scare fest. Unfortunately, it shared a name with a more popular Disney attraction nearby and enjoyed a short run. Read the rest of this entry »

May 12th, 2008

Top Stanley Cup Dynasties

It is one of the most cherished trophies in all of sports, and perhaps the most difficult to win. With expansion, it now takes 16 victories for a National Hockey League team to earn the right to skate the Stanley Cup, a grind that makes defending that championship all but impossible.

It won’t happen this year, since 2007 winner Anaheim was bounced out of the playoffs in the first round. The last franchise to turn the trick, in fact, was Detroit, which followed its 1997 title with a similar run the following season.

With dynasties seemingly a thing of the past, the great ones take on an even brighter glow as time goes by. Here are some of the best runs of sustained excellence.

1956-60 Montreal Canadiens: Claimed a record five consecutive Stanley Cup championships, losing only five playoff games in the process.

1984-90 Edmonton Oilers: Led by Wayne Gretzky and Mark Messier, Edmonton won five Cups over a seven year period.

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May 5th, 2008

Hollywood’s Bucket List of Stars

When Heath Ledger died on Jan. 22, Warner Bros. went into panic mode. The new Batman opus, The Dark Knight, with Ledger as the malevolent Joker would open in six months, and the image of Ledger’s Joker was a strong marketing tool. The image and advertising logo were slightly revamped, and the movie remains one of the summer’s most hotly anticipated flicks.

Nonetheless, films starring dead stars have reaped mixed box-office results. Among those on Hollywood’s “bucket list”:

JAMES DEAN — Dean’s unexpected death on Sept. 30, 1955, raised him from popular young actor to heavenly icon. Rebel Without a Cause, which became his signature film, was released a month after his demise and became a pop culture phenomenon. He was filming Giant when he died, and Dennis Hopper dubbed some of his dialog. Giant broke records when it debuted Thanksgiving week of 1956.

CLARK GABLE — The onetime King of Hollywood expired Nov. 16, 1960, after the strenuous filming of The Misfits with Marilyn Monroe and Montgomery Clift. Some claimed that Monroe’s erratic professional behavior contributed to Gable’s health problems. She would die in 1962, and Clift would follow in 1966. The Misfits was released three months after Gable’s death, and, while it still has its champions, it was only a modest success. The final scene of Gable and Monroe driving out into a star-filled night is doubly haunting, being their final cinematic image.

CAROLE LOMBARD — Gable’s most famous wife died in a plane crash on Jan. 16, 1942, during a war bond tour. Her final film, To Be or Not To Be, co-starring Jack Benny and remade in 1983 by Mel Brooks, opened two months later to a mild response. The unromantic truth is that moviegoers loved Lombard while she and Gable were an unmarried couple. Once they tied the knot, Lombard lost some of her box-office allure.

PETER FINCH — This colorful actor went to his reward on Jan. 14, 1977, just as Network was enjoying a successful national release. His earthly rewards included a best-actor Oscar, which did not please co-star William Holden. Holden had also been nominated and reportedly grumbled, “I lost to a ghost.”

NATALIE WOOD — The one-time child actress’s much-lamented drowning occurred on Nov. 29, 1981. She had a list of landmark films to her credit, including The Searchers, West Side Story, Rebel Without a Cause and Miracle on 34th Street. But her finale, the sci-fi epic Brainstorm, with Christopher Walken, was far from a landmark. After much re-shooting and studio infighting, it was finally released to public dismissal in September 1983.

RICHARD BURTON — A much-headlined star, Burton had fallen from critics’ graces and public favor when he met his Maker on Aug. 5, 1984. His final film, a well-reviewed version of George Orwell’s 1984, was expected to bring him back to favor with a possible best-supporting-actor Oscar nod. This didn’t happen, which daughter Kate thought was just as well. Said Kate, “Elizabeth (Taylor) and I agreed that he would never have wanted to be nominated in the SUPPORTING category.”

DAVID NIVEN — His mellifluous voice was heard no more after July 29, 1983. In fact, it was hardly heard at all when The Curse of the Pink Panther was released a month later to scant enthusiasm. He had been very ill during the filming, and Rich Little dubbed much of his dialog.

GARY COOPER — The High Noon icon faced his final showdown on May 13, 1961. James Stewart had hinted at the upcoming demise when tearfully accepting Cooper’s honorary Oscar two months earlier. Movie publicists tried to generate interest in the August release of his final film The Naked Edge by planting the seed that in his last role, he might play a villain out to murder wife Deborah Kerr. The public knew better and stayed away. They either knew Coop couldn’t play a wife-killer or else didn’t want to know if he did.

DOROTHY STRATTEN — This promising starlet was only 20 years old when murdered by estranged husband Paul Snider, who then killed himself. The murder-suicide, committed on Aug. 14, 1980, had lasting effects. It almost sabotaged the career of the former Playboy Playmate’s current love, director Peter Bogdanovich, who went into prolonged mourning and even married Stratten’s younger sister. When They All Laughed, which Bogdanovich directed and also starred Audrey Hepburn and John Ritter, was released in August of 1981, audiences stayed away despite the tabloid headlines. Bob Fosse filmed a Stratten biography, in 1983, with Mariel Hemingway as the ill-fated actress, and it also died at the box-office.

March 24th, 2008

MLB Stolen Base Leaders

carl_crawford_ph_408307.jpgIn most instances, thievery in broad daylight is frowned upon. In baseball, it’s an art, albeit a dying one.

Long gone are the days when a Rickey Henderson or a Maury Wills struck fear in a pitcher’s heart simply by taking those slow, deliberate steps away from first base. Henderson not only holds the single season stolen base record (130 in 1982); he also swiped more than 100 on two other occasions.

While that puts the current crop of base thieves in a slightly different perspective, someone has to keep the larcenous flame alive.

Over the last five seasons, the leaders are:

1. Carl Crawford (Tampa Bay) — 268. It’s hard to get much attention playing for the Rays, but Crawford deserves a look.

2. Jose Reyes (New York Mets) — 215. Arguably the game’s most exciting import.

3. Ichiro Suzuki (Seattle) — 185. Japanese import is one of baseball’s most complete players.

4. Jimmy Rollins (Philadelphia) — 168. Led the Phillies to the playoffs in 2007.

5. Juan Pierre (Florida, Chicago Cubs, Los Angeles Dodgers) — 167. Much-traveled, but he has game.

Source: MLB

March 24th, 2008

Heavenly Bodies from Sci-Fi

In “Suzie Lightning,” the late Warren Zevon summed up a challenging relationship by admitting “I need a girl from Earth.”

A narrow point of view? With so many appealing extraterrestrial options to choose from, it just could be. Judge for yourself by checking out Entertainment Weekly’s list of 17 Heavenly Bodies from Sci-Fi.

(Lest we leave ourselves open to charges of being sexist, be advised that the male of the species is well represented.)

Here’s the Top 10:

1. Caprica Six, Sharon “Boomer” Agathon, and D’Anna Biers (Tricia Helfer, Grace Park, and Lucy Lawless) — Battlestar Galactica (2004-present)

2. Seven of Nine (Jeri Ryan) — Star Trek: Voyager (1995-2001).

3. Barbarella (Jane Fonda) — Barbarella (1968).

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March 24th, 2008

William Friedkin on 13 Must-See Horror Movies

Director of The Exorcist, William Friedkin scared the heck out of America’s moviegoing public when his horror classic hit the big screen way back in 1973.

But what does it take the frighten a man who brought you rotating necks and pea soup projectile vomit? Alas, even Friedkin admits to being afraid of a thing or two, and he shared his list of 13 Must-See Horror Movies with the folks at Entertainment Weekly.

A few (Psycho, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) are pretty mainstream, but Friedkin offers up some less celebrated films among his favorites.

Here are his picks, with a sampling of his comments on each:

Psycho (1960). “Hitchcock is able to scare you, almost any time he cares to.”

Alien (1979). “I would say the two most frightening moments in cinema are the murder of the Janet Leigh character in Psycho and the chest-bursting scene in Alien.”

Rosemary’s Baby (1968). “It deals with the demon inside of all of us.”

Diabolique (1955). “It’s totally realistic, and has the biggest surprise at the end of any of these films.”

Onibaba (1964). “It’s a cautionary tale about going off and sinning and not worrying about paying the price.”

Suspiria (1977)/Deep Red (1975). “These two films are just finally tuned machines to scare the hell out of you. And they do.”

Le Boucher (The Butcher) (1970).”Like all of Claude Chabrol’s films, it has a lot to say about the nature of the people who live in small towns.”

Funny Games (1997). “It’s the kind of thing you see on the news very often today. There is the possibility of this actually happening.”

Them (2006). “Those sequences of hunting, capturing, and torturing are really among the most brilliant that I’ve ever seen.”

The Lodger (1944). “”There’ve been many movies about Jack the Ripper, but I think this one’s the best.”

The Spiral Staircase (1946). “It’s about a guy who kills women who have certain afflictions. You don’t know until the final scene who this killer is.”

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974). “It’s highly brutal and violent, and way off the charts in terms of human decency.”

For the rest of Friedkins’ thoughts, check out a slideshow of his horrible 13 at Entertainment Weekly.

March 24th, 2008

TV Land’s Top 10 TV Cops

tv_land.jpgPolice shows have long been a TV staple, ranking right up there with doctors and lawyers among standard nighttime fare.

Paying homage to the genre, TV Land surveyed viewers to determine its Top 10 TV Cops.

The list:

10. Matt Dillon (Gunsmoke)

9. Bull Shannon (Night Court)

8. Pepper Anderson (Police Woman)

7. Lennie Briscoe (Law & Order)

6. Barney Miller (Barney Miller)

5. Joe Friday (Dragnet)

4. Theo Kojak (Kojak)

3. Andy Taylor (The Andy Griffith Show)

2. Andy Sipowicz (NYPD Blue)

1. Columbo (Columbo)

March 24th, 2008

50 Greatest TV Icons

Television series come and go. This year’s flavor of the moment often ends up being a trivia question five years down the road.

While some personalities have their 15 minutes of fame, others become part of the American consciousness, their work standing the test of time.

TV Land and Entertainment Weekly teamed up to find out just who those top stars might be. The result: 50 Greatest TV Icons.

To whet your appetite just a bit, here are the last 10:

50. Larry Hagman

49. Calista Flockhart

48. Jimmy Smits

47. Simon Cowell

46. Lassie

45. Sarah Michelle Gellar

44. Susan Lucci

43. Flip Wilson

42. James Gandolfini

41. Jon Stewart

Curious as to who is No. 1?

Check out the rest of the list.

March 24th, 2008

“Bank” Roles Actors May Regret

Sean Connery swore off the martinis, only to renew his license to kill when the check was too big to resist. Marlon Brando took a one-for-the-money turn as Superman’s dad.

Jason Alexander used his summer vacation from Seinfeld to share the big screen with a chimp. Elizabeth Taylor signed on to appear in a live-action version of The Flintstones.

Sadly, Entertainment Weekly’s list of Bank Roles goes on, celebrating those memorable parts some of Hollywood’s top stars have taken in the interest of keeping their agents and accountants happy.

Remember Christopher Walken and an animated kangaroo? (Walken no doubt hopes you don’t.) Or how about Faye Dunaway camping it up in Supergirl?

Even famous thespians have to eat…but some have made some unfortunate choices on their way to the buffet line.

Here’s a sampling from the bottom end of EW’s Top 25:

Sean Connery, Never Say Never Again (1983). Aptly named, since money convinced the reluctant Scot to reprise his most famous role.

Jason Alexander, Dunston Checks In (1996). What would George Costanza have said about this one?

Bill Murray, Garfield (2004). Academy Award nominee voices animated cat.

Marlon Brando, Superman (1978). Rumored to have made $14 million for 13 days on the set.

Matt Dillon, Herbie: Fully Loaded (2004). How loaded did the Crash star have to be to get involved with a Lindsay Lohan flick?

Cuba Gooding, Jr., Chill Factor (1999). Evidently, they really did show him the money.

Elizabeth Taylor, The Flintstones (1994). Five Oscar nominations…and this?

Ben Affleck, Paycheck (2003). At least he was up front about it…

Buster Keaton, Beach Blanket Bingo (1965). A sad, late career turn for the comedic legend.

Jeremy Irons and John Malkovich, Eragon (2006). Two respected veterans. One less than stellar film.

Find out who else made the EW list, and what the magazine had to say about all these career missteps.